stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability)

tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

  • me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion
  • me: hey google what's up
  • google: did you mean the stratosphere?
  • me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

pityfriend:

wait??? both you and myself have genitals??? well we need to find a way to celebrate immediately 

Go to a coffee shop. Sit by the bar with the glass windows and look out. Look at all the people running to catch a train. All the girls with one too many shopping bags. All the couples too in love to care. Then you’ll see it - a bit of yourself in everyone. And somehow, sitting alone in a coffee shop had never felt so good.
Unknown (via wanduring)

(Source: c0ntemplations)

Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good.
My amazing friend (via pain-is-temporary-keep-fighting)

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1chainz:

80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive

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