people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability)

tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

  • me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion
  • me: hey google what's up
  • google: did you mean the stratosphere?
  • me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?


Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil


wait??? both you and myself have genitals??? well we need to find a way to celebrate immediately 

Go to a coffee shop. Sit by the bar with the glass windows and look out. Look at all the people running to catch a train. All the girls with one too many shopping bags. All the couples too in love to care. Then you’ll see it - a bit of yourself in everyone. And somehow, sitting alone in a coffee shop had never felt so good.
Unknown (via wanduring)

(Source: c0ntemplations)

Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good.
My amazing friend (via pain-is-temporary-keep-fighting)

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80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive

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