people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with
tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website
- me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion
- me: hey google what's up
- google: did you mean the stratosphere?
- me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?
Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil
wait??? both you and myself have genitals??? well we need to find a way to celebrate immediately
80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive